{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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Luke Bernard Stoltman is a Scottish professional strongman competitor, who won the Scotland’s Strongest Man competition five times, Britain's Strongest Man 2025, Europe's Strongest Man competition two times in 2021 and 2024. He has also participated in the World's Strongest Man competition nine times and has reached the finals five times. Renowned for his static shoulder strength, Luke currently holds the British Log Press record. Along with younger brother, Tom Stoltman, the two are widely regarded as the strongest brothers in history and are the only ones to both qualify for the World’s Strongest Man finals; a feat they have managed in 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025.
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bergen Neck","displaytitle":"Bergen Neck","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q371630","titles":{"canonical":"Bergen_Neck","normalized":"Bergen Neck","display":"Bergen Neck"},"pageid":17285024,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Bergen_neck.jpg/330px-Bergen_neck.jpg","width":320,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Bergen_neck.jpg","width":1180,"height":1300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290619803","tid":"eb622c09-31e0-11f0-a2aa-29154bede010","timestamp":"2025-05-15T23:04:14Z","description":"Peninsula in northeastern New Jersey, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.7,"lon":-74.1},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergen_Neck","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergen_Neck?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergen_Neck?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bergen_Neck"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergen_Neck","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bergen_Neck","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergen_Neck?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bergen_Neck"}},"extract":"Bergen Neck is a peninsula in the United States, located between the Upper New York Bay and the Newark Bay in the Hudson County, New Jersey municipalities of Bayonne and Jersey City. Its southernmost tip, Bergen Point, is separated from Staten Island by the Kill van Kull, which is crossed by the Bayonne Bridge. It was likely first called so in the 17th century by the first Dutch and English speaking settlers to the region between the bays and northward along the Hudson River and Hackensack River. Though now part of Hudson County, the area was part of Bergen County from its creation in 1683 until Hudson County was created in 1840, and was part of Bergen Township, which lasted until 1862.","extract_html":"
Bergen Neck is a peninsula in the United States, located between the Upper New York Bay and the Newark Bay in the Hudson County, New Jersey municipalities of Bayonne and Jersey City. Its southernmost tip, Bergen Point, is separated from Staten Island by the Kill van Kull, which is crossed by the Bayonne Bridge. It was likely first called so in the 17th century by the first Dutch and English speaking settlers to the region between the bays and northward along the Hudson River and Hackensack River. Though now part of Hudson County, the area was part of Bergen County from its creation in 1683 until Hudson County was created in 1840, and was part of Bergen Township, which lasted until 1862.
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